In the news...With the season only months away, NFL fans are sure to have one question on their minds: What is Terrell Owens up to?
This year, T.O. starts his media season with the news that he wants to become an actor. Wow, this guy is harder to pin down then a professional wrestler... and I don’t mean that in the physical sense.
First he was the bad teammate, then he was the hero, then he became the clown, then a suicide threat, then a good teammate and now he’s an actor. Actually, maybe he’s suffering from Herschel Walker-syndrome.
Whatever the case may be, T.O. does know how to get his name in the paper, and in the end, that’s probably what this is all about. I’m sure that he and his agent know that they had better start early if they’re going to compete for Dallas headline space with Jessica Simpson and Pacman Jones.
So, in his initial 2008 publicity stunt, Owens said he wants to be a Hollywood A-lister after his NFL career is over, and he thinks that getting a little screen time in Flavor Flav’s new show is a good start.
Seriously? That was the best you could do, T.O.?
I gave him more credit than that. He can’t possibly think that hanging out with Flav is his gateway to legitimate acting. Doesn’t he realize that he’s already 10 times more famous then Flavor Flav?
Not that it matters, though. Outside of a supporting role in an action flick, I think Under One Roof is about the best he can hope for in the world of acting.
Maybe he could do a reality show? T.O. is single, and he did say that he got along well with the giant-alarm-clock-wearing rapper. Maybe the Flavster can return as the host of another season of Flavor of Love... but this time they’re scouring the strip clubs for the future Mrs. Owens.
I smell a guest appearance by Pacman in next year’s Flavor of Love: 81 Flavors T.O. Love.
Ugh... this whole idea is making me increasingly nauseous the more I think about it.
How about this. What if Owens just focuses on catching footballs – something he’s had a little trouble with the last couple seasons. I mean, the last thing Terrell the football player needs is another distraction.
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